Entrance is through connected diapers painted red in key spots. The smell is predictably of Frankenmyr. The title card is printed on a cutout of a cathedral. Saltine crackers covered in red food-dye are the food.
A Subtle and Thoughtful Examination of Medieval Representations of the Baby Jesus Who Just Happens to Be Sitting on the Lap of A Registered S.O. Priest Who Faintly Resembles Christian Coalition Figure James Dobson Whose Picture I Used As a Model Though I Will Readily Renounce This Association Should His Lawyers Be Nice Enough to Award Me With National Publicity Via a Lawsuit
Oil on Canvas, 48 x 36, 2008
