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Entrance is through connected diapers painted red in key spots. The smell is predictably of Frankenmyr. The title card is printed on a cutout of a cathedral. Saltine crackers covered in red food-dye are the food.

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A Subtle and Thoughtful Examination of Medieval Representations of the Baby Jesus Who Just Happens to Be Sitting on the Lap of A Perhaps Untrustworthy Priest Who Faintly Resembles Christian Coalition Figure James Dobson Whose Picture I Used As a Model Though I Will Readily Renounce This Association Should His Lawyers Be Nice Enough to Award Me With National Publicity Via a Lawsuit
Oil on Canvas, 24 x 20, 2008
 
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